Why Did Constantinople Get the Works? That's Nobody's Business but The Four Questions’.
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a polo shirt and shorts but not the ones he had originally put on this morning.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is cranky.
What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? Dave began his day inauspiciously by spilling coffee all over his polo shirt and shorts; ergo, the need to change into a different polo shirt and shorts.
Does Dave have any cool weekend plans? Dave has weekend plans but doubts anyone would consider them cool.