Three Men in a Boat (And Not to Mention The Four Questions)
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a stone-colored polo shirt, green pants, and Chucks.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is less tense than he was yesterday.
What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? Dave is doing a modified form of box breathing in which, instead of inhaling for a count of four, he inhales four Oreos.
Does Dave have a name for this incredible box breathing exercise? Dave calls this technique Naboxco Breathing. He is now awaiting the inevitable lawsuit from the Nabisco people.