This Ain't A Scene, It's The Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a plain white polo, plain gray shorts, and very cool old-school-’80s-style tube socks with blue stripes at the top.
How does Dave feel today? Dave's brain feels spent.
What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? Dave is vexed.
Did Dave eat a piece of carrot cake for breakfast? "What carrot cake are you talking about?" Dave replies, wiping a smear of cream cheese frosting off his mustache.