The Four Questions Are Living in a Box (Living in a Cardboard Box)
What is Dave wearing today? Dave's wearing a blue T-shirt and medium-brown shorts—kind of a cardboard box color.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is frustrated.
What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? While Dave got a lot accomplished today, the one task he thought would be easy was not and, as a result, he has been looking all over town for a reasonably priced cardboard box that will suit his needs.
What, if anything, has Dave learned about the military-industrial-boxmaking complex? Dave has learned that, when it comes to boxes, you can't always get what you want but, if you try somtimes, you just might find you still can't get what you want.