Tears Four Fears
What is Dave wearing today? Based on recent trends, you may be assuming that Dave is wearing a polo shirt and shorts. Well, guess what! You’re right.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is tired, in a good way.
What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood? Dave has been busy errand-running, sandwich-eating, theology-discussing, and gerund-nominalizing.
Why does Dave approach grammar with such confusion-making? Dave is trying to milk every last drop of value out of his fancy English degree before Newspeak is foisted upon us.