On The Fourth Day of Questions, My True Love Gave to Me ...
What is Dave wearing today? Dave has donned his gay apparel, as always.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is festargic, which is a word he just made up that combines "festive" and "lethargic."
What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? Now that the excitement of opening presents and baking sourdough bread has worn off, Dave is taking it easy and being unashamedly sluggish.
What is Dave's definition of "gay apparel"? Dave says anything he wears automatically counts as gay apparel.