La Nozze di Fourgaro
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing what he thought was a nice white button-up shirt.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is sartorially confused.
What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? Dave was complimented on his blouse; the speaker got her words mixed up.
Was Dave offended? No, Dave was not offended. He plans on wearing a smart pantsuit the next time he wears that shirt and see what compliments it elicits.