The Four Questions

I Tied The Four Questions to My Belt, Which Was the Style at the Time

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a polo shirt and shorts.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is embarrassed.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood? Dave realized two questions ago that his polo shirt is inside out. He wished he had caught this before his meetings this morning.

How does Dave plan to spin the polo shirt thing? Dave plans to continue wearing polo shirts inside out until people think it’s fashionable. He imagines this is how the preppy turned-up-collar polo trend began.