I Spent Four Years Prostrate to The Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a polo shirt and shorts, which is what he wore yesterday and will probably wear tomorrow.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is proud of himself.
What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? Dave took care of something he had been putting off for a while. It was not as painful as he had imagined.
How long will this iteration of The Four Questions last? Dave says The Four Questions is now and forever, just like Cats.