I Just A-Four a Penthouse View
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an olive-green T-shirt, slate-blue shorts, and white tube socks.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is, as the Spanish say, así así.
What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? Dave feels like things are OK but could be better, like when you've got a big box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in the pantry had your heart set on Golden Grahams for breakfast.
Why did Dave recently google "crinoline"? Dave is reading a lesbian crime thriller set in Victorian England, and he wasn't familiar with the 106 layers of undergarments ladies wore in that era. The crinoline, he discovered, is a petticoat that gets its name from two French words: "petit," which means "small," and "coat," which means "cage-like structure that's easy to catch of fire."