I Can’t Go Four That (No Can Do)
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is walking in the schlump realness category. Tens, tens, tens across the board.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is too tired to do anything, yet not tired enough to truly relax.
What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood? Dave either slept too long, or not long enough, last night. This has happened a few days now. The world’s top somnologists are looking into it.
How is Dave dealing with the Disney/YouTube TV standoff? Dave ordered rabbit ears, but they do not help with over-the-air reception. And, oddly, there were a bow tie and cottontail in the package. Dave tried to return everything but the retailer, Spirit Halloween, appears to have closed all its locations in the past week or so.