Four-ty Niners
What is Dave wearing today? Dave doesn’t see how that’s any of your business.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is kinda tired and worn down.
What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood? Dave didn’t sleep well last night and had a busy and somewhat frustrating day at work.
What are Dave’s thoughts on shelf paper? Dave would rather gouge his eyes out with shivs fashioned out of Smurf figurines than lay down another square inch of shelf paper.