Four-tress of Solitude

19 Apr, 2026

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing light blue shorts, a black T-shirt with a white Keith Haring design, and a Patagonia baseball cap. He's also ’80s-coded tube socks (two stripes near the top).

How does Dave feel today? Dave feels unruffled.

What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? Dave hasn't eaten any Ruffles today.

What flavors of chips does Dave like? Dave is partial to:

• Sour cream and onion potato chips
• Pretzel chips
• Pita chips

Dave will turn up his nose at:

• Salt and vinegar potato chips
• Barbecue potato chips
• Kale chips