Four-ces of Nature
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing clothes, to everyone’s relief.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is feels like an existential burrito just out of the microwave—cold, numb, and aloof in some spots, and filled with fiery rage in others.
What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood? Dave doesn’t want to talk about it and, instead, would like to discuss his existential microwave, nihilist blender, and Schrödinger toaster.
What exactly does a Schrödinger toaster do? The bread in a Schrödinger toaster never pops up, so it exists in a quantum state, which Dave finds very difficult to butter.