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What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Band-Aid on his right ankle, plus a bunch of other stuff.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is confused.
What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood? Dave does not know when or how he cut his right ankle.
What is Dave’s status vis-à-vis tetanus vaccinations? Dave is vaccinated against tetanus, much to the dismay of those who wish he would get lockjaw so he would shut up once in a while.