America Runs on The Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is covered in dog fur. He assumes, but can't confirm, that there is a T-shirt and a pair of shorts underneath.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is experiencing a manic Monday.
What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? Dave wishes it were Sunday.
Has Dave ever kissed anyone by a crystal-blue, Italian stream? Dave wants to know if a drainage ditch counts.